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Took Shower, Got No Pussy Folk wisdom says that even if you dont plan to visit a girl, always wear clean socks. In other words, if you have a cock, be ready to use it, and let nothing stand in your way on this journey of a true samurai. But that time we met a far cry from a samurai. He was in good physical shape, but he smelled so bad that the flowers in the next room wilted. We had to send him to the shower, and when he came back, the feast of life had already begun without him. However, if this moron had known how to use antiperspirant, he would have ruined a lovely three

The Thong Way Around When aimless traveler Bill and his quiet girlfriend Jill split up on a desolate country road in search of a ride, they both get more than they bargained for. Jill stumbles upon a sweaty mechanic with a rockhard bod and a strangely familiar face. What starts as a hot roadside distraction turns into a fullblown family feud when Bill catches his girl—and his estranged dad—getting far too close. Diesel fumes, daddy issues, and one scorched radiator… Its gonna be a long wal

Dont Go With The Woods The moment the fresh spring breeze playfully caught the hem of her flimsy skirt, I couldn’t tear my eyes away from her charming butt two juicy peaches just begging for attention. She was dressed all wrong for the weather, a clear giveaway of her poverty. Well, what can I say? This world deserves a superhero like me. I headed straight after her, ready to meet her sorry excuse for a boyfriend and offer them a deal they couldn’t refuse. But hey, nothing comes free in this life. If I’m helping you out, be ready to swallow a hefty dose of premiumgrade humiliation along w

30 Minutes Or Less They say the older you get, the less it takes to be happyю Or at least, that’s the common belief. That’s exactly why the main character of this story decided to find out what secrets his old man was hiding by taking a peek into his old chest. To keep things running smoothly, the geezer needed to be occupied, and the guy’s girlfriend happily took on the role. After all, she had her own reasons. But no one expected that, despite his age, the daddy was still in excellent physical shape… in a rather provocative way. The girl got so caught up in her task that the guy had to step in before things went t

Wrong Door, but Right Hole Czech Guy Accidentally Fucked USA Girlfriends Mom, Dad Helped What guy doesnt dream of getting into a real American family with a real American slutty teenage girl. Who doesnt dream of realizing their wettest fantasies that theyre used to seeing only in comingofage sex comedy movies! Young Martin had just arrived from the Czech Republic as an exchange student, and was ready to dive headfirst into the world of American sex. Only at the most responsible moment this jerk mixed up the doors and went into the wrong room. And instead of his new girlfriends pussy, he got a conversation with her stepfather..

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The Accountantess A true wife is not just a partner but a devoted guardian of her husband’s soul, willing to carry his burdens, endure his flaws, and even accept his sins as her own. She stands by him when the world turns away, and the payback comes. A real women doesn’t ask questions they take their panties off at just the right moment. They are martyrs in silk, warriors without weapons, saints without altars forever giving, forever waiting, and sometimes getting more pleasure from sin that that pleasure was not intended.

Matures Echoes Of SexOLitude One day, a simple guy, the hero of this story, accidentally finds out that his mature neighbor Agatha prefers to masturbate in the car in the parking lot in front of the house rather than return to her husband after work. What is it, hatred or fatigue from the monotony of family life? The guy asked for an honest answer, and he ended up having the best sex of his young life. Now look how it happened...

Stacks and Secrets She files books by spine, he reads between the lines. A tightly wound librarian guards her quiet corner of the world with dust jackets and catalog cards — until a flirtatious young regular turns overdue glances into something far more dangerous. Day after day, her defenses wear thin, her cardigan looser. One kiss later, all decorum collapses behind the desk. But as civic order arrives with clipboards and accusations, she must protect her secret with nothing but quick wit, zoning records, and the softest voice in the building.