Instead Of Apartment, They Wanted To See My Cock Im not a touchy person at all, but these people came to my house and laughed at my tastes and habits. I would have taken proper revenge on them, but it turned out that they, like me, love parties and a fun atmosphere of hedonism. They wanted to make money doing what they loved. Well, theyve come to the right place! My dick is always at your service! And this time the deal will definitely take place, Mr. Realtor. Just wait until this cute foreigner empties my balls..

Ferrucio And The Porra Paradox My friends ask me why I need this damn car. Its expensive, but its outdated. It likes perfectly smooth roads, but its parked in my country house. No one likes it but me. But who am I joking, I dont like it either! But what I do know is that its the kind of car that girls like that I like. A girl like that sits next to me and her boyfriend has to eat dust from under my wheels for two hundred miles. Oh, that magical vibration of 612 horses under the hood

A Magicioneers Unicorn What is the probability of meeting a dinosaur on a walk? A common joke says that the probability of meeting a dinosaur is 50% either you will or you wont. But what about the walk that ends up fulfilling the cherished fantasy of millions of fans around the world? I got lucky as hell today. I fucked a wonderful enchantress on a unicorn. I mean, we did it on the back of a unicorn. And I can tell you, it was worth it..

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XXXMAS The ski pole broke, the mood is ruined, money is always in short supply... Its great that none of this is true for me! A thick wad of money in my pocket always warms my heart, and thats why Im always kind and ready to help those in need. No, really! I helped that girl not because I wanted to fuck her. Well, I wanted to, but I wasnt going to. I didnt until we met under the big Christmas tree that evening. Well, thats a sign from above for me! Accidents are not by accident, as the saying goes. And so a few moments later, my pecker was ready for action again, bringing pleasure to my casual acquaintance. As for her boyfriend... Well, no one asked hi

Iris Kiss Kiss Happy birthday to me! Hunting for women is akin to professional sports. But when she comes to you by herself – its a piece of pure luck. It happened on this ordinary day. A married couple knocked on my door by mistake. The plainlooking guy and a gorgeous blonde dressed up in party caps. They scared the hell out of me with their crackers. I was angry and almost missed my chance. But a great thought crossed my mind “Why dont I have my birthday today? And this bitch could be a juicy cherry on the top of my cake.” Luckily, money solves everything. Moreover, this guy was too outraged by the expensive gift he had bought and agreed to sell his wifes sweet ass to me. His wife was surprised but she had no choice other than spread her slender legs before me

Small Pussy Gift A girl’s beauty could bring kingdoms to their knees. Or at least it should. Certainly not leave her walking through the snow with a man who couldn’t even afford her a Christmas gift. She deserved diamonds, roses, the world laid at her feet. Instead, she had him—empty promises and empty pockets. But as they wandered the frozen streets, Hunter appeared right under the Christmas tree. His coat was rich, his smile sharp. He stopped, glanced at her, and offered a choice. Something shifted in the air—was it salvation or temptation? There were two gifts for her. One smaller, one bigger, and she chose both to humiliate her poor boy

Loo Lust And Bowl Job My favorite thing to do is meet unsatisfied couples. I like nothing better than meeting a juicy pussy and a walking head for new horns. But he who doesnt try new things gets old. Old age is not for me. Especially since this time I clearly smelled the sharp odor of loneliness, from which it is urgent to save. The girl was begging for help. So I ave her my hand. And then she gave her hand to me. And then she gave me her head... In general, the moral of this story is simple even in the public restroom, you can have a reat time together if you know about people

A Penetrative Sketch She was sketching strangers for small cash, but today the tables turned — she became a masterpiece. Hunter knew this sexy artist deserved a tip beyond bills. A little flirt, a few dollars… and soon her hands were drawing more than lines. Passion becomes art, right there on the street, where every stroke moans and payment comes in pleasure.

P.D.A. We Just Dont Care It makes my heart happy to see those who are truly and wholeheartedly in love. I saw this couple in the middle of nowhere in our town. A real dump. And the more beautiful their feelings looked. He gave her a ring made of tinfoil. She was so shy, she couldnt even respond to his proposal. I was the one who took matters into my own hands. I gave them a ticket to the future and taught them not to be shy. In my signature method, of course.

Thigh Of The Beholder Debts are the most wonderful invention of civilization. And Im not saying that if one owes, the other gets. Im talking about how strangers debts make us better people. Take these two, for example. He wants to survive and she wants to live. He wants to pay off debt and she wants a new tattoo. How do you satisfy both of them? I know a great way that will give me a lot of pleasure. And you guys know what Im talking about.

The Anal VVitch A NewColombian Folktale Destiny… For some, this word means following ones imaginary purpose, and for others, it means irreversibility. I did not choose my life. As soon as I was born, my abuela began preparing me for whatever had in store for me... not fate, but powers most mortals cannot imagine. It was time to change from the abode of shadows to real life. It is time for osculum infame. The clock has struck, and I must remember everything Ive trained my little butthole to do.