My Own Red Hot Riding Hood The favorite excuse of losers is lack of free time. Oh, Im in such a hurry, I dont have time to change! Oh, Im in such a hurry, I dont have time to fuck! Oh, Im in such a hurry, I dont have time to live! When I hear something like that, I just get pissed off, I get a sporting excitement in me, I just have to prove these assholes wrong. And when I saw this cute girl with a perfect booty, I realized that I could combine pleasant and useful. First, I showed them its never too late. And second, I got to walk my oneeyed snake outdoors. Total posi

Shoot People And Cut Off Their Heads Whats better than playing with one toy? Of course, playing with two toys! One of my debtors gave me his camera as payment for my loan. Well, I cant say I know how to use it. But I know how to use someone who knows how to use it. And if he has a girlfriend, its going to be the three of us having

Sexame Streets Follow That Bird Id come to this neck of the woods to buy a plot of land to build a hotel, but what I found was real fun. There was a refugee family living in this ramshackle wreck, and they were willing to do anything for a crisp buck..

While were Fucking, your Boyfriends a Ghost Here are my three simple rules for party participation, folks. Rule one Im always welcome, even if I dont know it. Rule two the party happens where I am, even if its the bushes by the dirty curb. Rule three everyone ..

Loo Lust And Bowl Job My favorite thing to do is meet unsatisfied couples. I like nothing better than meeting a juicy pussy and a walking head for new horns. But he who doesnt try new things gets old. Old age is not for me. Especially since this time I clearly smelled the sharp odor of loneliness, from which it is urgent to save. The girl was begging for help. So I ave her my hand. And then she gave her hand to me. And then she gave me her head... In general, the moral of this story is simple even in the public restroom, you can have a reat time together if you know about people

Small Pussy Gift A girl’s beauty could bring kingdoms to their knees. Or at least it should. Certainly not leave her walking through the snow with a man who couldn’t even afford her a Christmas gift. She deserved diamonds, roses, the world laid at her feet. Instead, she had him—empty promises and empty pockets. But as they wandered the frozen streets, Hunter appeared right under the Christmas tree. His coat was rich, his smile sharp. He stopped, glanced at her, and offered a choice. Something shifted in the air—was it salvation or temptation? There were two gifts for her. One smaller, one bigger, and she chose both to humiliate her poor boy

Doctor Deep You know who starts aging earlier than they should? Those who dont want their gray cells to work. Look at me. I have a special brain exercise routine. Every evennumbered day of the month, I think about making money. My forty properties, eight companies, and four eightfigure global bank accounts are evidence that Im succeeding. And every odd day of the month, I spend that money. I prefer to think I help young couples, but lets be honest and call things what they are, we all know I screw greedy girls and humiliate their even greedier boyfriends. And to keep my gray cells working, I come up with a new joke every time. Today I found a medical coat that a previous client left behind. Which means its time to meet thick Dr

The Right Of The Wedding Night Was Mine I was wandering around Prague, when I suddenly noticed a happy couple of newlyweds, posing for their wedding album. I began to watch them and imbued with their happiness so much that I did not notice strong arousal that swept over me. We talked a bit, and I offered the husband to buy his wedding night and fuck his wife. Despite his reluctance, the money ruled in my favor, so a bit later his wife was giving me a BJ right in her white wedding dress, while he watched it. They will never forget such a wedding

Just Fix It While Im Fucking Your Girlfriend! The first rule of our Hunters Club is that if you see an opportunity to get another pussy in your collection, take it. These two appeared before me like a fleeting vision, like a genius of pure beauty, one half of whom could be humiliated and the other half of whom could be fucked. Our acquaintance began with an unfortunate mistake. I rashly assumed they were tourists. However, the guy didnt speak English, and the mishap instantly turned into a happy accident.

Thigh Of The Beholder Debts are the most wonderful invention of civilization. And Im not saying that if one owes, the other gets. Im talking about how strangers debts make us better people. Take these two, for example. He wants to survive and she wants to live. He wants to pay off debt and she wants a new tattoo. How do you satisfy both of them? I know a great way that will give me a lot of pleasure. And you guys know what Im talking about.

Sandwich Doesnt Know A man walks into a sunblasted town with nothing but a cigarette and time. A window girl meets his eye. A boyfriend watches from just far enough to miss the moment that changes everything. It starts with water. It ends with fire behind the ribs. In a world where nothing is free, desire finds the most expensive currency. No flashbacks. No illusions. Just the truth you’d never admit out loud.

The First Bite is With the Eyes Good preparation is half the battle. Watch how I do it. This morning I gave a fiver to the village gossiper. Already tonight theres a real buzz around my country hut. People are saying that someone lost a whole duffle of money in my garden. And I always have something to talk about with those who are looking for money! Usually I dont have to choose, but today Im in for a real feast of juicy pussy and suffering boyfriends. Its party time, folks!