A Magicioneers Unicorn What is the probability of meeting a dinosaur on a walk? A common joke says that the probability of meeting a dinosaur is 50% either you will or you wont. But what about the walk that ends up fulfilling the cherished fantasy of millions of fans around the world? I got lucky as hell today. I fucked a wonderful enchantress on a unicorn. I mean, we did it on the back of a unicorn. And I can tell you, it was worth it..

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Renovate Your Space with Style and Grace! I saw a picture of the two of them on a trashy pamphlet in the mailbox. That advertising garbage was cheap, and I didnt doubt for a second that the picture was of this very couple. My cock was begging to invite this girl home. My twisted mind told me that her boyfriend would show up with her. And you know what? I wasnt the least bit wrong! The sexy chick and her doormat boyfriend were exactly as I imagined. Which means its time to have some fuck… I mea

Iris Kiss Kiss Happy birthday to me! Hunting for women is akin to professional sports. But when she comes to you by herself – its a piece of pure luck. It happened on this ordinary day. A married couple knocked on my door by mistake. The plainlooking guy and a gorgeous blonde dressed up in party caps. They scared the hell out of me with their crackers. I was angry and almost missed my chance. But a great thought crossed my mind “Why dont I have my birthday today? And this bitch could be a juicy cherry on the top of my cake.” Luckily, money solves everything. Moreover, this guy was too outraged by the expensive gift he had bought and agreed to sell his wifes sweet ass to me. His wife was surprised but she had no choice other than spread her slender legs before me

Ferris Affair Screwed in the Sky The amusement park was all noise, neon, and her boyfriend — who was more into his phone than her. She wasnt having fun, she was enduring. Then she met him. Hunter. Eyes that dared, a grin that didn’t ask for permission. A few words at the ticket line, but the real conversation happened in sparks. Inside the Ferris wheel cabin, while her boyfriend nursed a phone below, she started a different kind of ride — with the one who made her feel seen, wanted, alive. No rules, just instincts. And a view neither of them would remember for the s

Ferrucio And The Porra Paradox My friends ask me why I need this damn car. Its expensive, but its outdated. It likes perfectly smooth roads, but its parked in my country house. No one likes it but me. But who am I joking, I dont like it either! But what I do know is that its the kind of car that girls like that I like. A girl like that sits next to me and her boyfriend has to eat dust from under my wheels for two hundred miles. Oh, that magical vibration of 612 horses under the hood

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While were Fucking, your Boyfriends a Ghost Here are my three simple rules for party participation, folks. Rule one Im always welcome, even if I dont know it. Rule two the party happens where I am, even if its the bushes by the dirty curb. Rule three everyone ..

RawDition A good employee is a loyal employee. He knows that every little thing is important in the bosss daily routine, whether its the morning coffee or the morning oral sex during the planning meeting. If you dont like something, you can always go look for a job at another company. But at any of my companies, theres never a dissatisfied person. These two were surprised at first when they saw the morning blowjob clause in my typical employment contract. But the paycheck was so tempting that no any lesbian relationships got in the way. Welcome to the office, girls, but remember that youre still on probation, which means youll still have to work hard!

Small Pussy Gift A girl’s beauty could bring kingdoms to their knees. Or at least it should. Certainly not leave her walking through the snow with a man who couldn’t even afford her a Christmas gift. She deserved diamonds, roses, the world laid at her feet. Instead, she had him—empty promises and empty pockets. But as they wandered the frozen streets, Hunter appeared right under the Christmas tree. His coat was rich, his smile sharp. He stopped, glanced at her, and offered a choice. Something shifted in the air—was it salvation or temptation? There were two gifts for her. One smaller, one bigger, and she chose both to humiliate her poor boyfriend.

Train That I Could In Traveling by train is a separate world, fascinating and enchanting. The huge windows, the passing scenery, and the opportunity to meet interesting people make it a unique adventure. Like an Asian dictator, you can feel great and allpowerful as you watch the world rush past the window. Romance is in the air, new acquaintances, and who knows, maybe even juicy pussy waiting for you at every stop. But remember, even the greatest leaders sometimes miss their station.

Payday, Eviction Time, Bitches! Ah, investments... How many passions they stir up! Ive always preferred shortterm investments in, out and away I go. But sometimes you have to make longterm commitments. I was offered to buy one of the apartments in the downtown area. Naturally, I was not going to live there, but downtown apartments will always be profitable, you know. However, as it turned out, the two little frightened critters were not going to leave the nest. They had no money, nowhere to go. Damn it, Im not a tyrant! Im all for human relations. So my longterm investment became a shortterm investment again in, out and away I went.