And That Mommy Too Of all the reasons people have sex, the most underrated is pity sex. Sure, love, lust, and liquid courage get all the glory, but there’s something oddly noble about tossing someone a bone out of sheer compassion. It’s like charity work, but without the tax deductions or photo ops. Think about it the lonely widow who can’t find her soul mate, but jealous about your happiness? You just turned her dreams into a reality. Pity sex is where altruism meets anatomy, a merger of mercy and hormones. And while it may not win you awards, it can at least earn you a “Thanks, I really needed that” text, which, honestly, is the MVP of postcoital feedback. Pity sex isn’t a relationship starter, but hey, it’s great for raising selfesteem — one thrust at

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This Dick is Not a Baby Anymore The wise do not seek entertainment, know how to do business, are serious in meetings of worthy people, are benevolent, always ready to answer a question and demanding to disputants. They are prudent when acquainted with others like themselves..

Wrong Door, but Right Hole Czech Guy Accidentally Fucked USA Girlfriends Mom, Dad Helped What guy doesnt dream of getting into a real American family with a real American slutty teenage girl. Who doesnt dream of realizing their wettest fantasies that theyre used to seeing only in comingofage sex comedy movies! Young Martin had just arrived from the Czech Republic as an exchange student, and was ready to dive headfirst into the world of American sex. Only at the most responsible moment this jerk mixed up the doors and went into the wrong room. And instead of his new girlfriends pussy, he got a conversation with her stepfather..

Shy Ants In The Pants Afterschool detention never felt so complicated. When two students are left alone with a sarcastic and unexpectedly charismatic teacher, their teen fantasies collide with reality. She’s sharp, flexible, and far more confident than they can handle. A teasing yoga session turns into a challenge of manhood — and only one dares

To Tread a Fine Pregnancy Line Why do pregnant women have sex? Well, maybe because the hormones are kicking in and love is awakening with renewed vigor. And what else is there to do in the ninth month, when reaching your own feet is already a whole mission? Besides, the process itself, as they say, sometimes helps to speed up the meeting with the baby. And also, its a great opportunity to remind everyone that they are not just incubators on legs, but living people with desires. All in all, if you have the opportunity and desire, why not ha

You play like my grandma I was carried away by passing a new video game and was completely drawn to my virtual world. But there was one problem, my mature neighbor was constantly annoying me by questioning and harassing me, and today she was super active, so I didn’t know how to make her shut up. I told her to come closer and said – Take the joystick and repeat my record. She was excited while playing but still couldn’t shut up. This is why I pulled my dick out and shoved it in her mouth. She started sucking it while still playing the video game. I understood that all this time, she just wanted sex. I pulled her panties down and started caressing her hot mature puss

Courtroom Chaos. Part 1 The front pages of newspapers around the world are screaming with sensational headlines famous billionaire and philanthropist Michael Esposito is getting a divorce! They say that he caught his wife with a lover..

Taming Chubbacca Well, you know, sometimes things happen in the strangest ways. Like, you think youre heading in one direction, but then, bam! Life takes a wild turn, and you end up somewhere totally unexpected. Its like, whoa, how did I get here? And then there are people, oh boy, they do the craziest things just to find their happy place. I mean, theyll climb mountains, swim oceans, and even pretend to be a pet if they think itll bring them joy. Its like theyre on a wild adventure just to catch a glimpse of that elusive happiness. But hey, thats the beauty of it all, right? Lifes full of surprises, and folks are ready to do the wackiest stuff to find their own piece of happy pie.

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Case 5 Cant Stop They Cumming This case was one of the easiest in my detective career. But what made it memorable was the fact that I held the fates of three people in my hands. A simple guy just wanted to spend time with someone elses wife in a luxurious hotel room. A simple wife wanted to take a muchneeded break from the routine of family life and get quality sex. A simple husband wanted to divorce his wife because of suspicions of frequent infidelity... Or maybe he didn’t want that? Well, when someone hesitates, I am ready to make a decision for them. This time I chose divorce.

Off Her Rocker Stepmom Really Rocks! “Dont let your mouth write no check that your tail cant cash!” Probably all this worldly wisdom flew right out of the head of the poor guy when he foolishly decided to ask for money from his girlfriends stepmother. The time to pay has come, it really is the time to face the music. The only thing our hero could produce as payment… was his trouser snake. But will this turn of events make his girlfriend happy? Well, thats a big question. By the way, here she is, barging into the room...