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Twist and Shout In large modern companies, socalled rage rooms have recently been installed on a mandatory basis. Here any employee can at least shout from the heart and reduce stress levels. But what should top management do? As soon as the CEO enters such a room, rumors will spread throughout the company that something is going wrong, right? But this businesswoman has found her own way. She retreats to a technical room in the basement where no one ever goes. There you can yell and scream and even a bit jilling off. The only thing our lady has forgotten is that nowadays there are no places where no one ever goesâ€Â

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