My Sgt. Peckers Honor Guard I spend most of my free time looking for a juicy pussy to wash her boyfriends bitter tears. But the world is a very strange place. On the day I decided to just lie on the couch in one of..

Renovate Your Space with Style and Grace! I saw a picture of the two of them on a trashy pamphlet in the mailbox. That advertising garbage was cheap, and I didnt doubt for a second that the picture was of this very couple. My cock was begging to invite this girl home. My twisted mind told me that her boyfriend would show up with her. And you know what? I wasnt the least bit wrong! The sexy chick and her doormat boyfriend were exactly as I imagined. Which means its time to have some fuck… I mea

Expensive Car Effect In every persons life there is an event that determines the rest of their life. Someone raises a flag under drumfire and wins the war, remaining a national hero for the rest of his life. Someone misu

So Was Red I was looking, and I found her. She was adorable, the cherry on the cake of my gray existence. But her boyfriend was too unyielding. Pussycat walked away, leaving me with nothing. Its rare, but it does happen in the lives of people like me. But thats not what makes my story so remarkable. My lucky find came into my possession. It was because of her dirty tits. God bless whoever invented chocolate ice

Turns Out It Wasnt Joke! When a good guy moves to another city for good, his friends will do everything they can to make sure he remembers his last day in his hometown forever. It usually involves foam parties, bikinis, and having fun until dinner time. But whats a person moving to another city to do if hes a total asshole who doesnt really have any friends? The question is, of course, a philosophical one. And it also does not apply to the hero of this story, because, as it turns out, there is still one girl who is secretly in love with him�

Pound Advice A girl comes to the office of the loan manager. She got some good advice from a friend and found out that here she could get help in applying for a loan at the lowest rates. The friend forgot to mention one nuance. And to get the desired, our heroine has to work her cute mouth and spread her slender legs. No dissatisfactio

Too Tight Pants Gym Yoga gyms, oh, theyre like a serene sanctuary, a respite from the chaos of life. The moment you step inside, the calming ambiance wraps around you like a cozy cocoon. The sight of lithe bodies gracefully moving through poses is captivating, and lets not forget about those too tight pants that accentuate every contour and curve, making even the most casual observer appreciate the aesthetics of yoga. Its a place where you can revel in your physical self, watch in awe as your body becomes more flexible, and share the space with others who are on their own journeys of selfdisco

Golden Hands, Hard Working Piston She is a rich dame from high society, he is a simple labourer with dirty hands and a kind heart. Nothing connects them except a chance meeting on the road. It would seem that the guys kindness and helpfulness should have played their part in this almost impossible acquaintance. But this lady seemed to do everything to get fucked, and harder. The trick was simple there was one more participant in this play, of whose existence the goodnatured labourer did not even suspect. However, it was for him that the curtain rose t

Want a Loan so Show Your Titties!

The Castle of Glass Either pay your taxes or go to jail, he was told by those who are worse than the worst robbers the IRS. He had tried many times to become the richest man in the world, but time after time he lost his fortune by making the wrong choice. This time he decided to improve his financial situation with the help of a huge loan. And his sweet and innocent little girl from his first marriage decided to act as a support group. A cornered mouse can beat a lion. A cornered daddy can... Well, you can guess what happened next.

Sexame Streets Follow That Bird Id come to this neck of the woods to buy a plot of land to build a hotel, but what I found was real fun. There was a refugee family living in this ramshackle wreck, and they were willing to do anything for a crisp buck...

Sneaky Daddy Deathbed Sex As the old mans voice quivered with age, he uttered his final words, From this day forth, all family members must wear polka dots on Tuesdays. Despite the absurdity of this decree, it became a sacred law in the family...