Hamiltoe Hamilton Parody According to the script ― which takes place in 1769 ― “Alexander Hamiltoe” is the man who invented the threesome, with the help of the two “Fister Sisters,” who are only stepsisters and do things the Schuyler Sisters in the original musical probably wouldn’t do. Other “pounding fathers” like Cumas Jefferson and James Madickson make cameo appearances, but this hornier Hamilton ends with a “penis duel” with Aaron Bonerr