Riding Woman My husband and I divorced because he couldn’t handle the competition. You see, he wanted a wife, but I wanted a real schlong. Honestly, can you blame me? Every time I saw him naked, I thought, like, wow, this guy must be bald to show this pod to women. Someone says, its not the size that counts, its how you use the cock. Ill say this youve never walked on a racetrack. Its worth it to see THIS once, and youll never say your husband has a big dick again. And anyway, everyone has their fantasies. Thats what I was told by a neighbor guy, with whom we were supposed to do music, but instead we did something elseâ€�

Atomic Age When a young guy is sent to his principals quarters for misbehavior, he stumbles upon the last thing he expected the strict headmistress locked in a steamy lesbian embrace with the gym teacher. But rather than being shocked, the guy leans in — with a smirk and a hope. Strict lady realizes her carefully maintained image may be on the verge of nuclear meltdown… unless she takes control of the fallout. Now the shame is explosive, and secrets are traded for satisf

Twist and Shout In large modern companies, socalled rage rooms have recently been installed on a mandatory basis. Here any employee can at least shout from the heart and reduce stress levels. But what should top management do? As soon as the CEO enters such a room, rumors will spread throughout the company that something is going wrong, right? But this businesswoman has found her own way. She retreats to a technical room in the basement where no one ever goes. There you can yell and scream and even a bit jilling off. The only thing our lady has forgotten is that nowadays there are no places where no one ever goes�

Expensive Car Effect In every persons life there is an event that determines the rest of their life. Someone raises a flag under drumfire and wins the war, remaining a national hero for the rest of his life. Someone misu

Your Sex is on Fire This guy was known as a big joker. Once he put a live snake in his girlfriends bed. The girl almost soiled her panties in fear. Another day, he smeared his mature nextdoor ladys dildo with cayenne pepper. What a laugh! However, he had to pay for each of his jokes. In the case of the girlfriend, it was flowers and candy. And in the case of the lady next door... Well, lets just say he literally had to lick the results of his labors out. But, hey, cant complain. Both the guy and the lady were very sat

Better Side Of The Door Sometimes life throws us into the wrong door at the wrong time in the worst place possible. Like that woman waiting for a client you know, the special kind when her student walked in instead. Awkward silence, a dropped jaw, and boom her double life was no longer a secret. The kiddo’s innocent eyes turned into judgmental lasers as he realized Miss Perfect was moonlighting as Miss Not So Perfect. She tried to explain, but there’s no way to sugarcoat extra credit lessons. In the end, she learned one thing secrets are like beans eventually, they spill. But hey, they say a bad plan is one you can’t change, so maybe next time, she’ll schedule her “appointments” during summer break

The Accountantess A true wife is not just a partner but a devoted guardian of her husband’s soul, willing to carry his burdens, endure his flaws, and even accept his sins as her own. She stands by him when the world turns away, and the payback comes. A real women doesn’t ask questions they take their panties off at just the right moment. They are martyrs in silk, warriors without weapons, saints without altars forever giving, forever waiting, and sometimes getting more pleasure from sin that that pleasure was not intended