Kinda Samarita

Apology Accepted Sometimes miracles happen. Sometimes even justice is served. Sometimes the most vicious violator of public order comes home to the one to whom he has brought so much grief and annoyance. Surprisingly..

Living Vibrator DEfect The electronic muscle stimulator is a device that will make your abs look like six buns. At least, thats what the ads say. But the hero of this story was unlucky. He got a stimulator..

Every Womanizers Dream What guy does not dream of trying himself out with a mature and skillful woman, not one dozen years trained in the art of love! Our hero was no exception. As soon as he saw this woman, he became passionate about her. All he could think about was her experienced pussy. Would she be able to squeeze his cock? Or maybe she could use the secret muscles of which the glorious Dr. Kegel was a fan? You dont have to dream, you just have to give a shot. All thats left is to send his annoying girlfriend away. However, our hero even in his wettest dreams could not imagine the reaction of his girlfriend after she accidentally caught him copulatin

To Tread a Fine Pregnancy Line Why do pregnant women have sex? Well, maybe because the hormones are kicking in and love is awakening with renewed vigor. And what else is there to do in the ninth month, when reaching your own feet is already a whole mission? Besides, the process itself, as they say, sometimes helps to speed up the meeting with the baby. And also, its a great opportunity to remind everyone that they are not just incubators on legs, but living people with desires. All in all, if you have the opportunity and desire, why not ha

Phase 1 She hadn’t left the house in twenty years. When he left, he took with him every touch, every trace of someone else’s scent, every voice beside her. Solitude became familiar — but never easier. One ordinary day, she makes a decision she dials a number and asks for help. Not a doctor. Not a friend. But someone who knows how to bring the body back to life. The first step is taken. The rest — only if she’s ready. But what if readiness frightens her more than loneliness ev

Spare Prick at Wedding My roommate is an amazingly intelligent man. During the day he naps or goes to seminars, and at night he works. And in the short breaks he has time to share with us his worldly wisdom. So, he once said that it is in the genes of every woman to help young men reproduce. All you have to do is give the right signal and the woman will jump on you. Well, challenge accepted! I invited the ultimate sexy call tutor to conduct another experiment. But, to be honest, I thought Id be alone in the room this

Little Mens Little Venge In almost every marriage, one partner is selfish and the other is not. A pattern of behavior emerges and soon becomes obligatory one spouse constantly demands and the other yields. It is common for close people to mudsling each other from time to time. This is normal. And its especially nice when someone is around who doesnt ask unnecessary questions and takes off their underwear on command�

Straphangers The city rides on silence and friction. One crowded bus, two yearning women, and a young man too bold for boundaries. Between rumbling asphalt and swaying handrails, he stirs up more than tension. A cool girl with a paperback watches her chance slip away, while a buttonedup woman in glasses opens up in ways the public wasn’t ready for. A jester laughs, a clerk panics, and a phone records it all—until the brakes hiss, and someone runs toward something she never thought she wanted. All aboard.

The Best Pie in a Whole Maturity “Dont let your mouth write no check that your tail cant cash!” Probably all this worldly wisdom flew right out of the head of the poor guy when he foolishly decided to ask for money from his girlfriends stepmother. The time to pay has come, it really is the time to face the music. The only thing our hero could produce as payment… was his trouser snake. But will this turn of events make his girlfriend happy? Well, thats a big question. By the way, here she is, barging into the room...

And That Mommy Too Of all the reasons people have sex, the most underrated is pity sex. Sure, love, lust, and liquid courage get all the glory, but there’s something oddly noble about tossing someone a bone out of sheer compassion. It’s like charity work, but without the tax deductions or photo ops. Think about it the lonely widow who can’t find her soul mate, but jealous about your happiness? You just turned her dreams into a reality. Pity sex is where altruism meets anatomy, a merger of mercy and hormones. And while it may not win you awards, it can at least earn you a “Thanks, I really needed that” text, which, honestly, is the MVP of postcoital feedback. Pity sex isn’t a relationship starter, but hey, it’s great for raising selfesteem — one thrust at a time.

Man Nearly In Black Fiction is our reality taken to the point of absurdity. But the truth is crazier than any fiction. This is exactly what Aunt Laura experienced when a special service agent broke into her house to fight against aliens.