Needed to Relieve, Got a Bit Relaxed Less than a hundred years ago, inhuman experiments on pows were carried out in these catacombs. Today, these places are almost destroyed, but they still attract tourists from all over the world. I came here to take a break from a investors conference that was taking place in a neighboring town. These two industrial tourists came for unique photos for the internet. In the end, each of us found what we deserved. And by the way, I was the one who got the juicy pussy

Thigh Of The Beholder Debts are the most wonderful invention of civilization. And Im not saying that if one owes, the other gets. Im talking about how strangers debts make us better people. Take these two, for example. He wants to survive and she wants to live. He wants to pay off debt and she wants a new tattoo. How do you satisfy both of them? I know a great way that will give me a lot of pleasure. And you guys know what Im talking

Just Fix It While Im Fucking Your Girlfriend! The first rule of our Hunters Club is that if you see an opportunity to get another pussy in your collection, take it. These two appeared before me like a fleeting vision, like a genius of pure beauty, one half of whom could be humiliated and the other half of whom could be fucked. Our acquaintance began with an unfortunate mistake. I rashly assumed they were tourists. However, the guy didnt speak English, and the mishap instantly turned into a happy ac

Renovate Your Space with Style and Grace! I saw a picture of the two of them on a trashy pamphlet in the mailbox. That advertising garbage was cheap, and I didnt doubt for a second that the picture was of this very couple. My cock was begging to invite this girl home. My twisted mind told me that her boyfriend would show up with her. And you know what? I wasnt the least bit wrong! The sexy chick and her doormat boyfriend were exactly as I imagined. Which means its time to have some fuck… I mea

Morning Wood Routine A morning routine is a key element in the life of a rich and successful man. As soon as a rich and successful man wakes up, he immediately starts his day with exercise. Some people do yoga, some prefer strength training or cardio, but I choose to do it all together. Yes, it is difficult and requires a certain investment. But trust me, its worth it, because in the end, my morning routine becomes the foundation for an efficient and successful day, helping me stay focused, energized and motivated on my way to achieving my ambitious goals. All in all, watch and learn,

Ferrucio And The Porra Paradox My friends ask me why I need this damn car. Its expensive, but its outdated. It likes perfectly smooth roads, but its parked in my country house. No one likes it but me. But who am I joking, I dont like it either! But what I do know is that its the kind of car that girls like that I like. A girl like that sits next to me and her boyfriend has to eat dust from under my wheels for two hundred miles. Oh, that magical vibration of 612 horses under the hood

Instead Of Apartment, They Wanted To See My Cock Im not a touchy person at all, but these people came to my house and laughed at my tastes and habits. I would have taken proper revenge on them, but it turned out that they, like me, love parties and a fun atmosphere of hedonism. They wanted to make money doing what they loved. Well, theyve come to the right place! My dick is always at your service! And this time the deal will definitely take place, Mr. Realtor. Just wait until this cute foreigner empties my balls..

Gentlemen Of Fortune I was heading out for a hunt early in the morning, all geared up and ready. Just as I passed my neighbor’s place, the goon accidentally spilled his coffee all over me. Fresh, hot, and right on my jacket. Most folks would’ve called it a day, but not me. Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. Instead of going home, I wiped off the worst of it and figured, “Why blow the trip?” The coffee stain was a great camouflage and I still landed the coveted game. Didn’t even need to spend my cash! Sometimes, life’s little screwups end up being the bes

Joy Ride If you dance, you must pay the fiddler, my maw used to say. I learned that lesson a long time ago, and no girl in the world has ever complained about my stinginess. But its a different story with their boyfriends...

Doctor Deep You know who starts aging earlier than they should? Those who dont want their gray cells to work. Look at me. I have a special brain exercise routine. Every evennumbered day of the month, I think about making money. My forty properties, eight companies, and four eightfigure global bank accounts are evidence that Im succeeding. And every odd day of the month, I spend that money. I prefer to think I help young couples, but lets be honest and call things what they are, we all know I screw greedy girls and humiliate their even greedier boyfriends. And to keep my gray cells working, I come up with a new joke every time. Today I found a medical coat that a previous client left behind. Which means its time to meet thick Dr. Deep!

The Anal VVitch A NewColombian Folktale Destiny… For some, this word means following ones imaginary purpose, and for others, it means irreversibility. I did not choose my life. As soon as I was born, my abuela began preparing me for whatever had in store for me... not fate, but powers most mortals cannot imagine. It was time to change from the abode of shadows to real life. It is time for osculum infame. The clock has struck, and I must remember everything Ive trained my little butthole to do.

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