Cock My Ride Carpe diem, say the fancy teenagers who burn through life. Carpe occasionem, I answer them, because in order to live the day with dignity, you have to take advantage of every opportunity. I met this girl on occasion. When she agreed to spread her legs in front of me, her boyfriend happened to be in the story. And it turned out that I happened to be in the countryside, with empty balls and a wallet, but quite satisfied with life..

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A Fucky Coin Our whole life is a game, and the people in it are gamblers. Sometimes I too would like to plunge headlong into a real game, a gambling one, a hot one, one in which life itself would be the stakes. Or at least sex. Its great that when I walked around the city I met them, a couple of gamblers willing to do anything to win. Or maybe just to play. And, of course, they had no idea that I never lost..

Sexame Streets Follow That Bird Id come to this neck of the woods to buy a plot of land to build a hotel, but what I found was real fun. There was a refugee family living in this ramshackle wreck, and they were willing to do anything for a crisp buck..

The Anal VVitch A NewColombian Folktale Destiny… For some, this word means following ones imaginary purpose, and for others, it means irreversibility. I did not choose my life. As soon as I was born, my abuela began preparing me for whatever had in store for me... not fate, but powers most mortals cannot imagine. It was time to change from the abode of shadows to real life. It is time for osculum infame. The clock has struck, and I must remember everything Ive trained my little butthole to do

Payday, Eviction Time, Bitches! Ah, investments... How many passions they stir up! Ive always preferred shortterm investments in, out and away I go. But sometimes you have to make longterm commitments. I was offered to buy one of the apartments in the downtown area. Naturally, I was not going to live there, but downtown apartments will always be profitable, you know. However, as it turned out, the two little frightened critters were not going to leave the nest. They had no money, nowhere to go. Damn it, Im not a tyrant! Im all for human relations. So my longterm investment became a shortterm investment again in, out and away I went

Thigh Of The Beholder Debts are the most wonderful invention of civilization. And Im not saying that if one owes, the other gets. Im talking about how strangers debts make us better people. Take these two, for example. He wants to survive and she wants to live. He wants to pay off debt and she wants a new tattoo. How do you satisfy both of them? I know a great way that will give me a lot of pleasure. And you guys know what Im talking

While were Fucking, your Boyfriends a Ghost Here are my three simple rules for party participation, folks. Rule one Im always welcome, even if I dont know it. Rule two the party happens where I am, even if its the bushes by the dirty curb. Rule three everyone ..

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P.D.A. We Just Dont Care It makes my heart happy to see those who are truly and wholeheartedly in love. I saw this couple in the middle of nowhere in our town. A real dump. And the more beautiful their feelings looked. He gave her a ring made of tinfoil. She was so shy, she couldnt even respond to his proposal. I was the one who took matters into my own hands. I gave them a ticket to the future and taught them not to be shy. In my signature method, of course.

In The Hands Of La Pianiste Cock Seems Bigger Mama in all her glory, just like her smaller counterpart! Whats the best way to spend your time with cum sprays and loud moans? So what if someone refused to have sex with me? I heard her having fun there, outside the door, unable to enter my room. In any case, it was all great... until it turned out that my behavior was far from what is described in dirty ladies novels. Do I regret what happened at the end? Not at all. I did everything that was asked of me. And living up to other peoples expectations isnt my damn problem.

Ferrucio And The Porra Paradox My friends ask me why I need this damn car. Its expensive, but its outdated. It likes perfectly smooth roads, but its parked in my country house. No one likes it but me. But who am I joking, I dont like it either! But what I do know is that its the kind of car that girls like that I like. A girl like that sits next to me and her boyfriend has to eat dust from under my wheels for two hundred miles. Oh, that magical vibration of 612 horses under the hood!