My Own Red Hot Riding Hood The favorite excuse of losers is lack of free time. Oh, Im in such a hurry, I dont have time to change! Oh, Im in such a hurry, I dont have time to fuck! Oh, Im in such a hurry, I dont have time to live! When I hear something like that, I just get pissed off, I get a sporting excitement in me, I just have to prove these assholes wrong. And when I saw this cute girl with a perfect booty, I realized that I could combine pleasant and useful. First, I showed them its never too late. And second, I got to walk my oneeyed snake outdoors. Total posi

Tight Rider She made a mistake. No, its more accurate to say she screwed up. No, thats an understatement! Shes so fucked up that theres no adequate evaluation of her fuckup. Anyway, her boyfriend really regretted letting her take his favorite car. She admitted she was wrong and made amends. And she did it so effectively that the guy decided to let her take his second car. Let her crash it, because with such an apology, its wo

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Cock My Ride Carpe diem, say the fancy teenagers who burn through life. Carpe occasionem, I answer them, because in order to live the day with dignity, you have to take advantage of every opportunity. I met this girl on occasion. When she agreed to spread her legs in front of me, her boyfriend happened to be in the story. And it turned out that I happened to be in the countryside, with empty balls and a wallet, but quite satisfied with life..

The Neighbor Makeover She just wanted her WiFi fixed before a big date—the first in ages. He just stopped by as the helpful neighbor who always knows how to handle a cable. But one ugly dress, a little honest advice, and an unexpected kiss turn a simple favor into something much riskier. Who’s teaching whom? Who’s in control—and who’s quietly losing it? And why does the WiFi keep cutting out at exactly the wrong moment

Where the Beaver is Deepest Adventure is out there. But to find real adventure, you have to be on time to notice the signs that Her Highness Fate gives you. This workday was supposed to be just like a bunch of others. But something nudged me under the arm, and suddenly I with surprise to myself decided to take a shot of another debtors panties. What did I see? A true sign of fate! And when she said that she knew how to obey, I didnt doubt anything anymore. My cock was eager to fight, and her wet pussy readily accep

Operation Penetration and Separation Long ago, my wife and I loved to play super spies, time after time destroying the insidious schemes of the nasty commies. Today we remember our innocent games. The superspies are at it again, but this time its not the red menace at stake, but juicy pussy. We saw these two in the parking lot and knew we wanted to have some fun with them. She looked like a sweet candy that had fallen for a bad pimp. He looked like he was born to be humiliated by us. All we had to do was create the situation that would make our accidental meeting happen, and the rest would

RawDition A good employee is a loyal employee. He knows that every little thing is important in the bosss daily routine, whether its the morning coffee or the morning oral sex during the planning meeting. If you dont like something, you can always go look for a job at another company. But at any of my companies, theres never a dissatisfied person. These two were surprised at first when they saw the morning blowjob clause in my typical employment contract. But the paycheck was so tempting that no any lesbian relationships got in the way. Welcome to the office, girls, but remember that youre still on probation, which means youll still have to wor

Golden Hands, Hard Working Piston She is a rich dame from high society, he is a simple labourer with dirty hands and a kind heart. Nothing connects them except a chance meeting on the road. It would seem that the guys kindness and helpfulness should have played their part in this almost impossible acquaintance. But this lady seemed to do everything to get fucked, and harder. The trick was simple there was one more participant in this play, of whose existence the goodnatured labourer did not even suspect. However, it was for him that the curtain rose today...

P.D.A. We Just Dont Care It makes my heart happy to see those who are truly and wholeheartedly in love. I saw this couple in the middle of nowhere in our town. A real dump. And the more beautiful their feelings looked. He gave her a ring made of tinfoil. She was so shy, she couldnt even respond to his proposal. I was the one who took matters into my own hands. I gave them a ticket to the future and taught them not to be shy. In my signature method, of course.

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Stacks and Secrets She files books by spine, he reads between the lines. A tightly wound librarian guards her quiet corner of the world with dust jackets and catalog cards — until a flirtatious young regular turns overdue glances into something far more dangerous. Day after day, her defenses wear thin, her cardigan looser. One kiss later, all decorum collapses behind the desk. But as civic order arrives with clipboards and accusations, she must protect her secret with nothing but quick wit, zoning records, and the softest voice in the building.