Better Side Of The Door Sometimes life throws us into the wrong door at the wrong time in the worst place possible. Like that woman waiting for a client you know, the special kind when her student walked in instead. Awkward silence, a dropped jaw, and boom her double life was no longer a secret. The kiddo’s innocent eyes turned into judgmental lasers as he realized Miss Perfect was moonlighting as Miss Not So Perfect. She tried to explain, but there’s no way to sugarcoat extra credit lessons. In the end, she learned one thing secrets are like beans eventually, they spill. But hey, they say a bad plan is one you can’t change, so maybe next time, she’ll schedule her “appointments” during summer break

Your Sex is on Fire This guy was known as a big joker. Once he put a live snake in his girlfriends bed. The girl almost soiled her panties in fear. Another day, he smeared his mature nextdoor ladys dildo with cayenne pepper. What a laugh! However, he had to pay for each of his jokes. In the case of the girlfriend, it was flowers and candy. And in the case of the lady next door... Well, lets just say he literally had to lick the results of his labors out. But, hey, cant complain. Both the guy and the lady were very sat

I Know Who You Did Last Summer She left our hometown nearly twenty years ago. Over the years, we’d heard vague rumors something about her making it big in the city, buying a villa, a yacht, and living a life way out of reach for us mere mortals. When she showed up at my mom’s house for a visit, I couldn’t believe my eyes. I’d seen her a thousand times in the cheapest, trashiest porn clips imaginable. I’d jerked off to her more times than I could count. And now, here she was the queen of tit jobs sitting right in front of me, feeding my mom some bullshit story. And since I’m the only one allowed to pull that on her, I took it upon myself to set the record st

Riding Woman My husband and I divorced because he couldn’t handle the competition. You see, he wanted a wife, but I wanted a real schlong. Honestly, can you blame me? Every time I saw him naked, I thought, like, wow, this guy must be bald to show this pod to women. Someone says, its not the size that counts, its how you use the cock. Ill say this youve never walked on a racetrack. Its worth it to see THIS once, and youll never say your husband has a big dick again. And anyway, everyone has their fantasies. Thats what I was told by a neighbor guy, with whom we were supposed to do music, but instead we did something elseâ€�

So Was Red I was looking, and I found her. She was adorable, the cherry on the cake of my gray existence. But her boyfriend was too unyielding. Pussycat walked away, leaving me with nothing. Its rare, but it does happen in the lives of people like me. But thats not what makes my story so remarkable. My lucky find came into my possession. It was because of her dirty tits. God bless whoever invented chocolate ice

The Accountantess A true wife is not just a partner but a devoted guardian of her husband’s soul, willing to carry his burdens, endure his flaws, and even accept his sins as her own. She stands by him when the world turns away, and the payback comes. A real women doesn’t ask questions they take their panties off at just the right moment. They are martyrs in silk, warriors without weapons, saints without altars forever giving, forever waiting, and sometimes getting more pleasure from sin that that pleasure was not intended

Good Neighborly Relations! Some men love their cars more than their family and friends. The wife warned this man that it could end badly for him. He continued fiddling with his favorite ride and didnt notice his wife had a lover. The irony is that this young guy was sent by the husband himself to his naked and heated wife, ready to give herself to anyone with a hard cock between his legs. Did this teach our old man anything? Alas, he continued to fondle only his automobile. But maybe its better that way