You Cant Fuck Both of Us! Elsie and LaSirena live a very competitive lifestyle. Theyâre always trying to oneup the other, show off their achievements, and just generally make sure that theyâre seen as the best woman in the house... Whether its sports, work, or queen of the bedroom, they need to make sure their curvy seductive selves are top of the food chain. But when Elsie locks down a partner in Manuel Ferrara, she canât help but hold it over LaSirenas head, shoving all their sexual exploits literally in her face. Well, two can play at that gameâ¦