The Bedtime Solution First Night â Baby whatâs wrong? Itâs the middle of the night. Iâm sorry you had a nightmare but you need to try and get some rest. No baby, I canât stay in your bed, step mom has her own bedroom with Daddy⦠Honey, it will go away, just try to got to sleep⦠I canât help you with that.. Okay, okay, just be quiet, Iâll show you what to do this one time but this has to be a secret⦠Second Night â Honey, not again⦠Mommy is very tired. I donât want to hear it. I showed you what to do last night. You can do it yourself⦠Okay, Iâll stay with you for a minute and make sure youâre doing it right⦠Really, this is getting out of hand baby⦠I can put it in my mouth for a minute, but we have to be quickâ¦. Third Night â We canât keep doing this⦠Your father is going to catch us, and you need to learn to do this yourself anyway. Look, this is the last time Iâm helping you, I mean it⦠Yes it feels good⦠Iâm going to try something else. This should help, but please remember honey, this is our secretâ¦