Sexting Daddy Mark Tommy Pistol has laid out the perfect outfit on his bed. He steps back and admires his brand new buttondown, perfect for a date with the mysterious woman hes been chatting online with, Fran. Laying right next to his outfit is his laptop, he connected with her on social media, and now they still chat up into the late hours online. He opens his laptop to confirm the time and place of their very first date, he goes to her page and the computer harps back at him with an oppressive bonk sound. Hes not able to see any of her posts, but it looks like shes online? He hears his 22 year old stepdaughter Laney Gray walking down the hallway. Laney
