Hamiltoe Hamilton Parody According to the script â which takes place in 1769 â âAlexander Hamiltoeâ is the man who invented the threesome, with the help of the two âFister Sisters,â who are only stepsisters and do things the Schuyler Sisters in the original musical probably wouldnât do. Other âpounding fathersâ like Cumas Jefferson and James Madickson make cameo appearances, but this hornier Hamilton ends with a âpenis duelâ with Aaron Bonerr