My Best Friends Girl Has Needs...And What She Needs Is BIG DICK! Do you know somebody who youre really cool with, but they are always doin the dumbest stuff? Thats how I feel about my homie Jacob. Jacob is a cool white boy who I met in college. Hes a party animal and crazy AF, which are a couple reasons why we became cool with each other...and hes a decent dude most of the time. But Jacob sometimes doesnt know how to turn his crazy switch off