Relationship Upgrade Honey, sit down. We need to talk. Weâve been spending a lot of time together because of quarantine and itâs made me realize some things about our relationship. Mostly things Iâd like to change. I donât like our relationship where it is. I donât like you most of the time, honestly. So Iâve decided to come up with some ideas to put our relationship exactly where I want it. Youâre going to agree to all of my demands or say goodbye to your beautiful wife forever. Itâs submission or divorce. Itâs your call, dear