Put It In Your Mouth Bartender Heather is stuck out in the sun waiting for her boyfriend to give her a lift. I walk up on her, trying to start a conversation. It was only a minute or two before she starts complaining about that deadbeat no job, no car, no money. Instead, this socalled boyfriend takes her car and uses her cash to grab some food. A true blonde damsel in distress. And, being the gentleman I am, I offer her a ride back. As we continue to talk, Heather also reveals that this dirtbag boyfriend has also been lacking in the sex department. This guy is just an allaround asshole and Heather needs some sort of pickmeup. Theres a secluded lot around the corner, maybe I can offer her a little bit more? She seems curious and frustrated here goes nothing!
