Der Teacher This girl landed a onceinalifetime opportunity. A wellconnected acquaintance pulled some strings and got her an interview for her dream job. But there was one small catch â fluency in German was a must. Not one to back down, she came up with a plan. She didnât know a word of German, so she asked her daddyinlaw to teach her a few impressivesounding phrases, just enough to convince the interviewer she had a knack for languages. Sure, it was a ridiculous idea, but it might have worked⦠if not for one fatal flaw. She was just as stunning as she was hopelessly dumb. Her wouldbe tutors poured down the drain their breath, until an old professor decided it was time to try a more experimental teaching metho