Vanilla Im in town for this convention, and the group of people Im with are going out tonight, but Id rather stay in. See, Im going to have my own kind of fun, but instead of getting all boozed up, Im gonna party with Kortney Kane. Yes, Kortney Kane the porn star. Its just going to be me and her in my suite, and shes going to do just what Im going to ask her to do, because Ive paid for it. And shes even supposed to wear that sexy little outfit I requested she bring. All those other idiots will be wasting their money on getting drunk while Ill be getting my dick sucked by a porn star. God, Im smart.
