This Dick is Not a Baby Anymore The wise do not seek entertainment, know how to do business, are serious in meetings of worthy people, are benevolent, always ready to answer a question and demanding to disputants. They are prudent when acquainted with others like themselves..

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Living Vibrator DEfect The electronic muscle stimulator is a device that will make your abs look like six buns. At least, thats what the ads say. But the hero of this story was unlucky. He got a stimulator..

Love And Other Medicines Yes, man is can get sick, but that would be only half the trouble. The worst of it is that hes sometimes unexpectedly sick theres the trick! Today he is running briskly, young and healthy, and tomorrow his heart says adios to him, and the light begins to fade before his eyes. Its good that for such moments there are professionals in the field, doctors and nurses, ready to show up at the first call and do their job without question measure the pressure, share wisdom, give advice and a good hea

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Stacks and Secrets She files books by spine, he reads between the lines. A tightly wound librarian guards her quiet corner of the world with dust jackets and catalog cards — until a flirtatious young regular turns overdue glances into something far more dangerous. Day after day, her defenses wear thin, her cardigan looser. One kiss later, all decorum collapses behind the desk. But as civic order arrives with clipboards and accusations, she must protect her secret with nothing but quick wit, zoning records, and the softest voice in the bu

Case 5 Cant Stop They Cumming This case was one of the easiest in my detective career. But what made it memorable was the fact that I held the fates of three people in my hands. A simple guy just wanted to spend time with someone elses wife in a luxurious hotel room. A simple wife wanted to take a muchneeded break from the routine of family life and get quality sex. A simple husband wanted to divorce his wife because of suspicions of frequent infidelity... Or maybe he didn’t want that? Well, when someone hesitates, I am ready to make a decision for them. This time I chose divorce

The Neighbor Makeover She just wanted her WiFi fixed before a big date—the first in ages. He just stopped by as the helpful neighbor who always knows how to handle a cable. But one ugly dress, a little honest advice, and an unexpected kiss turn a simple favor into something much riskier. Who’s teaching whom? Who’s in control—and who’s quietly losing it? And why does the WiFi keep cutting out at exactly the wrong moment

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Taming Chubbacca Well, you know, sometimes things happen in the strangest ways. Like, you think youre heading in one direction, but then, bam! Life takes a wild turn, and you end up somewhere totally unexpected. Its like, whoa, how did I get here? And then there are people, oh boy, they do the craziest things just to find their happy place. I mean, theyll climb mountains, swim oceans, and even pretend to be a pet if they think itll bring them joy. Its like theyre on a wild adventure just to catch a glimpse of that elusive happiness. But hey, thats the beauty of it all, right? Lifes full of surprises, and folks are ready to do the wackiest stuff to find their own piece of happy pie.

Yieldren of Men He who dares, wins. And he who doesnt… stays a virgin. When his best friend went off to fuck the only girl at his birthday party, he realized it was time to make a bold move. Summoning all his courage, he did what every teenage boy secretly dreams of. He walked up to his smoking hot kinswoman and poured his heart out. For his birthday, he asked for his deepest wish to come true. And, well… let’s just say, she made sure that little caterpillar finally spread his wings and became a man.

The Last Impregnator on Earth What would you take with you to an unhabitated island? What would you do if you had a week to live? Which family member do you love the least? Such questions dont make sense until an airraid warning suddenly ...